What you should know: I'm a new mom. I get a lot of really bad advice from my passive aggressive, never confrontational mother. We're not sure if she's blond+senile, blond+schitzo, blond+bipolar, or what combination of these scenarios, but the things she says/does just boogle my husband and I. After many requests from friends, I've decided to document my insanity.
Mothers are all slightly insane. -- J D Salinger

Monday, July 18, 2011

Father dearest

‎"He's nice now but he WAS an asshole. Just 'cause a piece of shit dries up and stops smelling, doesn't mean it's not still a piece of shit."
PAHAHAH! Yeah, and that about sums up the sperm-donor situation of my life (regarding my own father, not my baby daddy).  Just saw that comment on a social networking site and couldn't resist adding this little tidbit here. 

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